you know, we all laugh at the squart guy, but there’s something endearing about someone whose biggest turn-on is making sure their partner has a truly enjoyable orgasm. i bet he buys people flower bouquets and red bull. i bet squart guy volunteers at an animal shelter and gets super fired-up playing with the puppies. i bet he has a voice like john dimaggio too, because he seems like the kind of guy
Please do not romanticize the squart guy
Why don’t rich philanthropists use their money to bribe government officials in third world countries into stopping human rights violations??
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
gettin’ real sick of underwear and responsibilities
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
how the fuck does a ghost help people with math whatchu gonna boo at the kid till they can count to 23???? it doesnt work like that. reevaluate your life please
somebody isnt getting help with their math when im a ghost